From Atari (sadly)
Ok, so not every game has to have a riveting story, at least it’s fun to play, right? Ok, so not every game can be really, really fun to play, but at least it’s smoothly executed, right? Ok, so not every game can be smoothly executed, but at least it looks good, right? Well, maybe.
And that’s what I got for five dollars this month, a game that mostly looks good and does little else. So I’ll start with that. The monsters in Godzilla Unleashed look really, really cool. Pretty much exactly what you would want the classic Godzilla monsters to look like! They’re big, they’re bad, and they look like they could really tear up town!
Too bad they’ll never get the chance, not really. Because that is where the greatness of Godzilla Unleashed ends. The game itself is an otherwise clunky mess. The plot is honestly below mention and after the second “cut scene” I pretty much skipped the remainder of it, so let’s not waste your time and mine and move on to more disappointing fare. How much story do you want a Godzilla game to have anyway? The biggest letdown comes from the lackluster game play. This is a game that should be nothing but all out action. Filled with lots of things to crush, military vehicles to chomp, and buildings to demolish, this game should be non-stop fun. And it is not. What you get instead is something that feels like a Playstation engine dressed up for the PS2. Don’t believe me? check out the load times. The “levels” are ridiculously small and there are only a dozen or so cities to battle in, yet it takes several minutes to load each scenario. And if you think the load times are slow, check out the responsiveness of the controls. I think Masters of Tera-Kasi was more fluid. While we are at it, shouldn’t Godzilla have some really kick ass moves with which to combat Mothra and Rodan? Well, he ain’t got ‘em here. Instead you get a kick that would make Pele cry, a standard grapple move, a ducking action, a blocking action, a jump, and a tail swipe. The only move worth doing is the fire breathing attack, and it is cool, but one out of eight don’t cut it. Oh, the manual says there is a “special attack” using L2 and R2, but it never seemed to work for me. So I guess you can kick and swipe your way to victory, or you can spew fire repeatedly and throw in the occasional building toss until your foe relents…or not.
You see that is the most baffling part of this game: it doesn’t seem to matter if you win or lose. As a matter of fact, there doesn’t appear to be any obvious goal to the game at all. If you beat your enemies or if they beat you, no big deal, you’ll still progress to the next level and fight again. I guess you are meant to defeat the other monsters in each scenario, but there doesn’t appear to be any real incentive to do so. Oh sure, you get points for the monsters you defeat, as well as the destruction you cause, but those points are pretty much only there to unlock other monsters. And since the game is so much fun, I can’t imagine wanting to suffer through it all again, but this time with Gigan.
And speaking of destruction, shouldn’t this game be packed with it? Sorry, not here. Oh sure you can topple buildings, but they just fade away and disappear. And you can pick up buildings, but only the smallest ones, and when you throw them, they also disappear. There are tanks to squash and helicopters to swat at, but they are tiny, hard to see, and ultimately not worth the effort to seek out and destroy. Where are the fires, the crumbling ruins, the screaming civilians? Sigh.
So I beat the game in about 45 minutes, I think I had no choice, the game just kept advancing me, so I figured I would see it through. I’d like Atari to give me those 45 minutes and my five dollars back because Godzilla Unleashed was probably the biggest disappointment I’ve encountered during this project. What should be an amazing monster smash ‘em up, is a slow, lumbering brute that inspires no awe and should forever rot in the bottom of the bin.
Only one more to go….where did the time go?
Monday, November 29, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
Bonjour! C’est moi, votre bon ami Stan! Aujourd’hui, j’etudie Francais avec My French Coach pour le Nintendo DS. Je sais déjà un peu Francais, mais je voudrais apprendre plus. My French Coach est bon pour beaucoup des choses, mais pauvre pour plusieurs tres important choses que vous avez besoin de parler francais bien.
The above paragraph was made possible entirely by working with My French Coach for the Nintendo DS. But don’t cash in those lottery tickets for a plane ride to Marseille just yet! As I state above (for you non-francophones out there), the “game” is good for a great many things, but it comes up short in some very important areas that are fundamental to communication in a foreign language. As you might have garnered (nothing gets past you!), today we’ll be taking a Closer Look at My French Coach and just how it fares as a poor(er) man’s Rosetta Stone.
Before we delve too deeply into the program itself, a short history is appropriate if we are to understand my perspective on this particular subject. In the interest of full disclosure, I feel obligated to tell you that I already knew a pretty decent amount of French when I started playing this game. I took two years of French in high school (mostly staring at Mrs. Wilborn our buxom French teacher, sorry Mrs. Wilborn, but its true…) and following that I tutored French in college for two years (tutoring mostly 19 year old ladies’ tennis and volleyball players, again a distracting experience). In order to obtain my MA, I was forced (you heard me) to pass a French fluency exam that consisted of translating a body of text from French to English. I failed…the first time. (naturally I blame women!) But the second time I passed it and believe me it took many hours of study to get it right. So, you can see that going into this “game” I was armed with a fragmented understanding of the language. I believe overall, that puts me in a good position to judge just how well My French Coach prepares the uninitiated for their first foray into a foreign language.
Now, if I recall correctly, this is supposed to be a Closer Look at a video game, so let’s get back to the task at hand. My French Coach for the Nintendo DS is part of a line of video games aimed at teaching novices how to speak and otherwise navigate a foreign language. To date, the line consists of games for Spanish, English, Japanese, and Chinese. What is taking so long for Italian and German, I have no idea. The line seems to have some momentum and perhaps for good reason.
Once you get going, the game is divided into three sections: Learning, Games, and Reference. The Learning section is basically the “main game” where you progress through the lessons opening new harder challenges upon earning a certain number of points that are meant to indicate mastery of the material. There are 50 lessons in all and beyond that you may continue learning under what is called the “Open Plan.” This area is basically vocabulary drills and games that build upon the fundamentals already covered. You will not obtain any new grammar rules or sentence structure beyond this point. The Games section let’s you play any of the learning games you have unlocked up to that point. There are eight games in all and although two of the games are very similar there is enough variety to keep this section fun. You’ll even be ranked by grade level (i.e. I am a “5th Grader” at the time of this writing) depending on how well you perform in the games overall.
The Reference section might very well be considered an entirely separate section of the game, even though you can certainly use it as part of your learning experience. The Reference section contains a place to view your progress as well as all of the unlockables in the game and how you are doing with individual words and concepts. There is a Dictionary which is basically an abridged “French/English translation consisting of all of the terms used in the Learning section. Finally perhaps the most useful section in the whole game is the Phrasebook. A concise compilation of helpful phrases you may have need of should you find yourself on the Rue Biscarra and desperately need to know how to get to Le Maya on Rue Vernier or if you happen to run into someone from Fiji (Tu es des Fidji?) You know, because it happens. The Phrasebook has a lot of useful phrases and will even speak them for you if you are too embarrassed to bust out with “Ils vont marcher jusqu’au parc” on your first go. At the end of the day, the Reference Section may be the most valuable part of this whole game.
The main section, however, is probably why most people buy this game. Chances are good if you are considering purchasing My French Coach you have at least a passing interest in learning, or relearning like me!, French. Thus most of your time is going to be initially spent in the Learning section. The big question is, just how much can you expect to learn from the lessons to be found in this game? The answer is mixed. As I said in the intro: “My French Coach est bon pour beaucoup des choses, mais pauvre pour plusieurs tres important choses que vous avez besoin de parler francais bien.” Translation: The game is very good at many things, but comes up short in some vital areas if you hope to speak French proficiently.
The lessons start off with elementary vocabulary and phrases and progress to incorporate slightly compound sentence building and expanding word sets. These things the game gets right 99% of the time. There are some things it teaches that are odd or on the rare occasion outright incorrect, but for the most part the elementary education is solid. You’ll learn basic noun-verb agreement and simple and inverted sentence structure. You’ll pick up the fundamentals and by the time you get to the 50th and final real lesson, you should have a pretty good handle on elementary French. Unfortunately, that is where the game will leave you. After the 50th lesson, you will be shuffled off to what is called “Open Plan” which is basically just a series of vocabulary drills that add new terms to your inner dictionary. You’ll not pick up any more grammar rules or be introduced to any new concepts, but you will be deluged with new words to learn. Not that increasing your vocabulary isn’t valuable, but you’ll hit this wall pretty fast if you are ambitious and get into the game, and that can be a buzzkill for the hungry student.
Your best bet once the “Open Plan” is unlocked is to back out of the “Learning” section of the game and moving to “Games.” You’ll still accrue points and unlock new levels and new vocabulary, but you’ll be free of the structure of the “Learning” section, which becomes a list of words followed by a random game, each and every time. Under the Games section you’ll be able to set the parameters for each game and you’ll be able to include all of the material you have learned thus far as well as mix in the new stuff. This will help you avoid the inevitable, repetitious conjugation game that can occur when playing the Random Game in the Learning section. Plus, you’ll probably get more of a challenge out of playing the Games with expanded parameters and the inclusion of the all the material you had learned. If you want a real challenge, try tackling “Spelltastic” with Open and Hard settings. Wow!
The only real let down with My French Coach is the early and limited ceiling of what you will learn with the game. While the game does a good job giving you a foundation for the language, it leaves out some really important stuff, like how to form a negative phrase. Unless you plan to go to France and have everything happen just right, chances are good you are going to want to say something in the negative. Thus, it would be nice to be able to negate something, but you’ll not get that lesson from My French Coach. (If you look back, you will see I did not use a single negative in that opening passage) You’ll also not be introduced to more than a couple of irregular verbs, and trust me, in French, some of the best verbs are irregular. The game even plays dirty with you by introducing you to semi-irregular verbs and asking you to conjugate them in the Open Plan levels (verbs like “distraire”). The game takes you only so far, and for me, it simply isn’t far enough. In addition to negation, where are the reflexive verbs, where are the past and future tenses? These things are still basics of the language and would be extremely useful for someone trying to be functional with it. I’m not suggesting that the game make you fluent in fifty easy steps, but I do think that it could have gone a little deeper than it did. Beyond that, the game executes pretty well. Despite a few odd glitches in a few of the games (nothing major, just a few mechanics that get stuck here and there), you’ll be off and learning French in no time.
|Oh my dear lord. I promise I will learn whatever this foxy little tomato is teaching...|
My French Coach for the Nintendo DS is a pretty good French primer and will serve you well as an introduction to the French language. It is not, nor should it ever be confused with, a replacement for the fine language learning tool known as Rosetta Stone (the makers of which may feel free to send me a free discretionary copy at their leisure). My French Coach is fun and it helps getting into a foreign language accessible, but know going in that it is only going to take you so far, and depending on how far you want to go, that may or may not be enough. For serious students and those who really get into learning French, you can certainly have a good time with My French Coach, but ultimately you are going to want a lot more than this game is going to offer. For those with a more casual interest in foreign languages, this game and its companions are a fun way to play around and maybe pick up a few things along the way.
I honestly have no idea, the holidays are coming up and I'm stupid busy, but I promise I'll take a look at something between now and then. I just picked up Quest 64 and I've been playing a lot of video game golf...